My pet pet very smelly

Fuck our UniSA lives
It's all about going to school mother fucker!
While 'em American's are mostly happily rejoicing their holidays, us Aussie course fuckers are getting bigger and bigger eye bags.
Some so bad it looks like someone had a abusive boyfriend =D

Try and spot my lecturer!! He's Indian.
Poor bugger, once he offed the lights, one of the dudes at the back was like
"Sir I can't see you".

When you enter the third semester, you'd think you'd learn more sophisticated shit.
No, you end up making X-rated videos for homework.
This was before the sex scene.
:D

And as your classmates grow with you, you'd think they'd be just as matured, as always..

..And never expect them to try and man rape someone in the library.

And this would be the table of contents of the report on development of IT in Malaysia.
Read point number 9.

WHO THE FUCK GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE ISLAMIC PERSPECTIVE ON IT!?
THIS IS A FORMAL REPORT ON DEVELOPMENT ON IT FUCKTARDS....
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!
FUCKING RETARDS!
SERIOUSLY!

I live in a very stupid country, I know, please forgive me.

Anyways ranting aside, I tried to get healthy recently with a couple of laps swimming.
Did 175 meters, and poof, I was out.

Some cibai decided to block double park me and left me stranded for a good 40 minutes.
The mother fucker scoot right straight to his car as soon as he got out, and didn't give me a chance to give him a piece of my fucking mind.

Got a new application for my phone which gives live streaming feed on Formula one.
Its like watching a computer game go on!

I wish F1 is still as exciting as it used to be though.
Stupid new rules just took the thrill of it all away.
2010 would've been a good season, but FIA fucked it up.

ROADTRIP! soon enough, after this semester break!
Now F1 needs to be THIS exciting again!


Chicane - Offshore

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FAILbook

As you can see, I was searching for Christine.
But only two results came up, and the rest....... well...
How did it end up like this!? Those aren't Christine's!
Is that how you write Christine in Korean!?
Does Facebook think it was a typo and I was trying to type Christopher!?
Fucking FAIL!

Deadmau5 - Moar Ghosts and Stuff

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Ok lar, I blog abit lar

TABEER!!!
That's what you get when you put TABoo and BEER together.
Sounds fucking Jewish!

This is my beer tower which I acquired earlier this year.
It has finally been put to good use, and much more for it to come =)


BT - 1.618

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Pho Phuck Lai

I am sorry I haven't been giving you bullshit to read.
But Twitter has been so much easier.

This is me over the past two weeks, and a couple more weeks to come.

This is a side note
=)


Late Night Alumni - Empty Streets

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Old Biscuit rambles

Gas up my wallet!

Splitting my days and time between:
-Girlfriend
-School
-Leisure
-Competitive gaming
-Homework
-Mates, bros, hoes
-Sleep
-Work & earning some spare cash.

I am just a lou peng trying to earn myself some spare cash.
I'm a chip off the old Chinaman after all :)

I am a 20 year old, old biscuit.
I am surrounded by female classmates which are vain and narcissistic.
In turn, I became one of them.
Vain and narcissistic! not female!

This is Chong, Estee Chong.

This is Chong and the Mac's photo booth.
Really vain people don't buy mirrors, they get Mac computers with web cams.

This is Ng, Joee Ng.
She is having a "photo shoot", white background mah! Just like US visa photos!

This is Khan, Pariah Khan.
Also known as the writer of this blog, me.
Also known as the old biscuit, or lou peng in Cantonese.
He fell victim to his classmates evil Mac spell and began getting creative as well.
Poor fellow..




The Bloody Beetroots - Fucked from above 1985

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Crazy MAC days!

My name is Khan, Pariah Khan..
24 hours of rest before the next assignment begins!
Old "lou peng" Biscuit needs his rest!! :(

I shall share how lou peng has spent the lou peng week.

Hello! This old biscuit speaks again!
I really think I SHOULD get a pair of RayBan's of my own just to look like a 24/7 old biscuit ah pek! I think this old biscuit style might actually catch on.

Taylors College Lakeside Campus car park during the weekends. This is when rich people come together to use our state of the art facilities because during weekdays, it's shit!

A healthy dose of Jitter Juice from Bad Ass Coffee in between also helped with the assignments.

Lou peng also had fun chasing down pimped out old school VW bugs!

Lou peng had to rescue drunk teammate in Sri Hartamas.
It takes only 13minutes from Taylors Lakeside Campus to Sri Hartamas at 3am in the morning with the soccer-mom mobile!
It takes kakak one day to get the smell of vomit and sweat and beer outta the soccer-mom mobile......

And that about covers my two weeks assignment break for now.
Back to being a old biscuit in the library tomorrow :(
And I will beat Iron Man to privatizing peace!!


Air Supply - I can't fight this feeling anymore


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sleepless weekends FML

While my classmates had their time eating away in Malacca last weekend.

I was listening to an ex-British Prime Minister speak in the Sunway Contention center.
Stomach rumbling and screaming out "I WANT MALACCA FOOD TOO!!"
Sigh..

Back to assignments...

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Another 21st!

Shaun Kingsley Sta. Maria's 21st

@Bar Mitzvah, Damansara Perdana

My bro's and hoe's and girlfriend, that I'll love for my lifetime!
Sure there's more of them, but there wasn't a proper picture session last night, so here's all there is for starters.
L-R (clockwise): Su Ann, Fei Xiang, Shaun, Xiang Mun, Chi Khan and Ee Jin



Simian Mobile Disco - Hotdog

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FUCK MY LIFE

I can't sleep,
and it's not insomnia,
it's not caffeine,
it's not sugar rush,
it's not because I slept too much,
it's all the guilt..
Fuck me sideways..
It still comes by now and then to haunt me..

Two weeks of homework!

No more Taylors PJ
No more walking across the Federal for me!

This is my very sad friend, her name is Crazee Pussy aka Chong Kin Ky.

This was because we'd be yumcha-ing here for the very last time, as the rest of our semester and uni life was now going to move to the new Taylors Lakeside Campus.

This means no more smoking breaks and being a vain anymore, because Taylors Lakeside Campus is a "smoke-free" campus.
And we swear to be good students and not smoke there! =D

Ah wells, and so begins my assignments for this two weeks break, with lot's of Hoe's in store =)

Plus my very manja big baby to accompany me from time to time =)



Velvetine - Safe (Wherever you are) (Rank 1 Remix - AvB Intro edit)


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