POWER!

Recently, mr.Chia stuck a power qoute into my head..
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Friend X: wei can postpone trip to monday ah?
mr.Chia: cannot lar.. tomorrow lar..
Friend X: please lar...
mr.Chia: cannot lar...
Friend X: please lar...
mr.Chia: tomorrow lar, please lar..
Friend X: please lar...
mr.Chia: please lar...
Friend X: please lar..
mr.Chia: please lar..
Friend X: please lar........
mr.Chia: MY PLEASE LAR MORE POWER THAN YOUR PLEASE LAR! COME LAR!

Thank you mr. Chia, now I have more shitty lines to use on my other friends.

Forgot how to blog!

Yes, recently, I wuz busy.. with my holidays!
Recently, I forgot how to blog! It took me awhile before I got the hang of it again!
So here's a couple of pictures for this post, to give you an update on my stupid fascist, anti-government, fun loving, alcoholic, speed demon, racing in the fast lane life.
I'm on holidays now, so I'd be busy holiday-ing, which means I'd be spending less time in front of my PC. Nowadays, I'd come home not to get "hello's" but instead "oh my god! what are you doing at home!?" "EH! you're back early!" "EH!? I thought you were out!?". That's my holidays for you =)
SO RECENTLY......

Recently (not too recent actually)...... I went for a haircut, and dragged Jade along. But the hairs long again now=( Recently, I've been out to night spots alot, even though it's not holidays yet. Here's when hair still looked short and tame, with 'o Fishy at Long Bar, One World Hotel.
Recently, I grew a fat face...................

Recently, I celebrated one of my mates 21st in a club called Hello Bali, Sunway Pyramid. NEVER GO THERE!~

Recently, I attended one of the lousiest INTERNATIONAL DRUG FEST rave in MY LIFE! The rest may have had fun, but with the amount of money I spent, and the amount of time I spent in the rave, with the lousy planning and all the trouble my friends, family and I went through... Wasn't worth it at all....

Oh wait, the two blue horns were worth it! but Martin broke em.. so NAH..

Recently, when I attended Freedom 2009, aka, the worst rave ChiKhan experienced.. I had a free flow of beer...

Recently... I look like a Chinaman, constantly on the phone, even in the rave... Drug dealing business plans to make me rich maybe?

Recently.. I sat by the roadside with mates, on a soft patch of grass to have cendol during a hot day.

Recently, I've spent alot of time in Cavells.

Recently, alot of my old mates and siblings from different parents are coming back from their oversea countries..

Recently... I've been striking rather femenine poses.

Recently.. I've been into XAXAU mode quite alot...

Recently I skipped karting to go offroading on ATV's with my sis and mates..

Recently, that trip took us somewhere inside a jungle behind the National Zoo.

Recently, the My Kart gang skipped a day of karting to turn the quiet jungle into a zoo..

Recently, one of my mates thinks like I looked like I was going to school in this picture..

Recently, someone struck a pose thinking they was me!

Sorry, but I really forgot how to blog!! >.<

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-Godskitchen Anthems 2009 (Disc 1)-

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I will update soon lar

I'd be back... Soon.. like... this thursday or friday sooon... i think... zzz...

=D

Boy1: "I think ('o bimbo fish's) boobs were (pink ranger's) boobs when she was like 6!"
>.<

Thank God I have all this nonsense to keep me alive and laughing before I suffer from high blood pressure issues, from God knows who.. I love you mofo's!

p/s: my mom just told me today after a home check up on the blood pressure machine that I have slightly high blood pressure and a fast heartbeat. She gave me a 10 minute lecture on it. All this happened after I ran down and up the stairs and around the house. Does this mean I'm gonna be come like MJ? HEART ATTACK! oh no!

Light update!

TRAN(ny)SFORMERS!

Transformers 2: Revenge 'o the Fallen. Awesome stuff.. just simply AWESOME.. watched it TWICE! already, and another third coming up soon with Sammie Lynn when she comes back from East Malaysia. Here's a spoiler, Tranny 2 is not a action packed film, its a action packed film filled with comedy =)

One of the only movies which I paid for twice, to view it in a cinema; the other was 300 Spartans!
On the way back tho, one of the stupid Constructobots JUST had to break down in the middle of the highway which I had to take to go home. But, great movie, lousy drive home, lack of sleep, tons of fun.
GO WATCH IT! NOW!

=D I know right? I earned it ok! I worked so hard to earn this title ok! =D

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My mom sends me these shit!

Truth to be told, I never got a credit for my Bahasa Melayu/Malaysia during my high-school senior paper(SPM). Atleast, I still understand the bullshit that my mom e-mails to me!
Made my day =)

SAPE HEBAT
Man : Bapa aku hebat. Dia polis. Semua orang takut ngan dia.
Ali : Eleh, bapa aku lagi terer. Kalau dia suruh orang tunduk, mesti orang tu tunduk.
Man : Wow! Bapa kau keja apa?
Ali : Tukang gunting rambut.

KELAS BI
Ayah : Apasal B.I kamu nie asyik dapat kosong jer...! Apasal hah?
Anak : Eh, ayah! Tu bukan kosong. Tadi cikgu adik dah kasi bintang banyakkat bebudak lain. Ada dapat 5 bintang la, 4 bintang la. Bila turn adikjer, bintang dah abis. Sebab tu cikgu bagi kat adik bulan.

SUDU
Doktor : Encik kena ambil 3 sudu ubat ni setiap hari.
Pesakit : Eh! tak boleh la doktor.
Doktor : Kenapa?
Pesakit : Rumah saya ada dua sudu jer.

MAYAT
Cikgu : Hasan,sambungkan 2 ayat ini menjadi satu. 'Ali menaiki
basikal ke sekolah. Ali ternampak mayat.'
Hasan : Ali ternampak mayat menaiki basikal ke sekolah.

TIRU
Cikgu : Encik,anak awak didapati meniru Ali dalam exam.
Bapa : Apa bukti awak?
Cikgu : Encik tengok soalan nombor 4 nie. Siapakah menemui Pulau Pinang?Seman tulis "Saya tak tahu"dan anak encik tulis "Kalau engkautak tahu, aku lagi la tak tahu".

DOKTOR
Suatu petang datang seorang lelaki berumur ke kelinik ENT , kerana telinganyadi masuki biji kacang hijau semasa dia membeli barang dapur di pasar.
Doktor : "Selamat petang..."
Pesakit : "Selamat petang Doktor!"
Doktor : " Ada masaalah apa .....?"
Pesakit : "Telinga saya dimasuki biji kacang hijau, Doktor..."
Doktor : "Biar saya periksa telinga anda!"
setelah diperiksa....
Doktor : " Ada2 cara untuk mengeluarkan biji tersebut..."
Pesakit : "Apa caranya doktor?"
Doktor : "Pembedahan kecil kosnya 2 ribu ringgit dan pilihan kedua
pula percuma..."
Pesakit : "Mahal sangat Doktor, kalau yang percuma bagaimana?"
Doktor : "Yang percuma kena sabar..."
Pesakit : "Baik, saya sabar, dan bagaimana caranya...?"
Doktor : "Anda sirami telinga anda 2 kali sehari dan nanti jika
sudah jadi tauge' anda tinggal tarik keluar."
Pesakit : "Huh

p/s
Mulakan hari dengan senyuman, kerana senyuman adalah ubat. Jangan tension2.

Thanks mom?
I just earned the title of BIGGEST IDIOT.. I really earned it... Sigh.. Holidays the time to drink out my sorrows..

Shools out!

When you are me, holidays could only mean one thing!
PARTYYY!!! BEEER!! WHISKEY!! BRANDY!! FOOSBALL SEASON!! less COD4..
=)

Last day of college however, was spent in the computer lab, printing out final last minute assignments and assigning them up to the university website..
And while doing so, spotted a buncha guys playing COD4 on our local lab PC's.. Didn't know the PC's in Taylors could support COD4 to begin with!

Arseholes....

I know I'm crazy and I miss you..

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-Ultraform - Colors of the Fifth Rainbow-

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Friday night mayhem.

The usual weekend.. only smaller crowd.
and tales of the dead.

Another Friday night at ChiKhan's place, beer, cigarettes, stupidity, music, cards....
....and Monopoly..... The REAL CHINAMAN game, gambling is so yesterday..

The usual SMALL crowd was present, four plus one homemade token, five players, one chinaman banker, partnerships, tons of cursing and swearing, getting in and out of jail, and dice rolling.

TienQi, decided to not play but become the banker instead, ah wells, he's Chinese! =D

FeiXiang came along halfway through the game because he was bored, and gave me that ever needed lucky hug for a lucky double on the dices. It really did help, made my partner(Shaun) and I so rich, figuratively speaking.

Philana, my ex-coursemate from ICPU who just got back from Canada. The other one in the picture does not need any words to describe his perverseness.

The ever stoned host. ZOMG, I need lypo for that double chin!

FeiX

Philana.

A hotel? on Old Kent Road? CHEAPO PROPERTY! Sadly, property in Monopoly does not increase in value.
owned by the partnership of ChuChian and EeJin.

look at MINE! =) RICH STREET!

and the bitch, ChuChian just landed on rich street! Making me even richer!

You're lucky I haven't built any houses there or you'd be broke!

Picture of the day..

*sublimial message to some fucker* "You better bring it back CLEAN!"

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So the rest of the night went on with poker, and funny cocktails after a couple of other guests came along, ghost stories from YinHo and ended up with breakfast. Only got to go to bed at about 6.30am!

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-Tom Jones - What's New Pussy Cat?-

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